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People send me jokes. I put them here. You're welcome.

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Pages in "Jokes"

1. 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 13 Apr 2007
2. A bottle of wine 02 Oct 2007
3. A Day in January 22 Nov 2008
4. A Death in Washington 11 Jan 2010
5. A fish story 24 Jan 2012
6. A Fish Story 23 Oct 2007
7. A Fish(y) Story 16 Dec 2007
8. A great weekend 27 Jan 2012
9. A Holiday Greeting For Our Times 14 Dec 2005
10. A joke the judge told me 25 Jul 2012
11. A Man and his Ostrich 14 Jan 2006
12. A Management Case Study 11 Dec 2007
13. A Matter of Credibility 09 Oct 2007
14. A Mother’s (Day) Tale 11 May 2007
15. A musical interlude 23 Sep 2010
16. A New One 14 Dec 2005
17. A sad story 17 Aug 2010
18. A Story About Sheep 02 Nov 2005
19. A Texas Story 24 Jan 2010
20. A wee Scottish tale 09 Aug 2010
21. Adam and Eve 20 Feb 2007
22. Airport Security 20 Jan 2007
23. Almost 04 Nov 2005
24. An Amazing Story 04 Aug 2007
25. An Easter Joke 06 Apr 2006
26. An Engineering Joke 16 Aug 2010
27. An Inexact Science 12 Jan 2007
28. An Irish Ghost Story 08 Nov 2009
29. An offensive Canadian joke 05 Mar 2009
30. Anniversary Gift 31 Jan 2007
31. Another Canadian Joke 04 Mar 2009
32. Army Pipe Specification 21 Dec 2005
33. Asian Dilemma 08 Mar 2011
34. At a bar 08 Aug 2010
35. At church 17 Dec 2006
36. At the ocean's edge 29 Sep 2009
37. Back-to-back 17 Mar 2011
38. Bad Football Jokes 25 Oct 2005
39. Baking 03 Oct 2007
40. Balance 03 Apr 2006
41. Banking Crisis Hits Japan! 01 Oct 2008
42. Be Careful What You Ask 12 Aug 2005
43. Be careful what you ask! 08 Jun 2006
44. Beer Joke 23 Feb 2009
45. Beware the Unitarian Jihad! 12 Nov 2006
46. BIG TROUBLE 04 Nov 2005
47. Blair’s Visit 10 Apr 2006
48. Both sides of marriage 20 Oct 2005
49. Calmness in our lives 03 Dec 2008
50. Canine Western 15 Mar 2008
51. Cartesian Theory 12 Feb 2006
52. Catholic Parrots 12 May 2009
53. Charity begins at home 18 Nov 2005
54. Chemistry Lesson 10 Oct 2005
55. Christmas Stamps 23 Dec 2005
56. Chutzpah 08 Jan 2012
57. Class Assignment 30 Aug 2008
58. Colin the Aborigine 06 Dec 2008
59. Confused senior citizen 04 Mar 2011
60. Consumed by curiosity 21 Sep 2010
61. Cooking Lesson 17 Dec 2005
62. Copper Wiring 01 Apr 2008
63. Correlation? 14 Mar 2006
64. Crossing the street 17 Mar 2011
65. Deciding what's important 14 Sep 2009
66. Diagnosis 12 Aug 2010
67. Diet Plan 24 Jan 2007
68. Directions 04 Oct 2007
69. Dirty Thief 03 Oct 2007
70. Do not read this joke 12 Aug 2010
71. Doctor! Doctor! 04 Oct 2007
72. Don't Mess With Old Folks 03 Feb 2009
73. Ducks in Heaven 31 Mar 2010
74. Duffy’s Tavern 25 Mar 2007
75. Easter 05 Oct 2012
76. Educational Emails 24 Aug 2012
77. Elk Sex 04 Dec 2009
78. Enemies to the west 04 Jun 2013
79. Entrepreneurship 06 Jun 2009
80. Eternal Reward 24 Nov 2005
81. Experience is the best teacher 22 Oct 2007
82. Financial Planning 18 May 2009
83. First Paycheck 20 Sep 2007
84. Fred's night out 08 Aug 2010
85. Friday 30 Sep 2010
86. Friendship 12 Aug 2006
87. Funeral 09 Jan 2012
88. Funerals 21 Oct 2008
89. G R O A N ! 14 Feb 2006
90. Geography of the Sexes 28 Dec 2008
91. Geometry 03 Oct 2007
92. George and the Pope 24 Mar 2006
93. Ghandi 15 Aug 2010
94. Gifts of God 07 Apr 2009
95. Give me a push 29 Mar 2009
96. God and Eve 21 Mar 2007
97. Good morning! 10 Feb 2012
98. Grandpa 02 Dec 2006
99. Green Bananas 11 Aug 2006
100. Groan 11 Feb 2006
101. Guy’s Rules 09 Nov 2005
102. Haircut 22 Mar 2006
103. Happy Halloween! 30 Oct 2006
104. Happy Thanksgiving! 25 Nov 2008
105. Hard of Hearing 24 Jan 2009
106. Harry 13 Nov 2006
107. Heaven and Hell 05 Feb 2008
108. Help Desk Log 16 Dec 2009
109. Highway Distress 09 Feb 2007
110. Horse Racing 31 Oct 2010
111. Horses and so forth 19 Nov 2007
112. Housework 14 Jun 2005
113. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? 15 Apr 2008
114. In the blood 23 Feb 2012
115. Indian Legend 07 May 2009
116. Indian Winter 04 Jan 2011
117. Inland Revenue 18 Jul 2005
118. Intelligent Blond? 03 Mar 2009
119. International Relations 08 Sep 2012
120. International Relations 12 Mar 2008
121. Irish Joke Collection 07 Feb 2009
122. Is it still Halloween? 01 Nov 2009
123. It’s a miracle! 21 Aug 2005
124. It’s how fast you think, not how old you are, that counts! 11 Sep 2005
125. IT’S STILL x86 TO ME 07 Dec 2005
126. Just Blond Enough 09 Jul 2006
127. Just trying to be helpful 04 Oct 2011
128. Just Trying to be Helpful 05 Mar 2006
129. Kayak Accident 08 Feb 2007
130. Kenny 09 Feb 2006
131. Ladies Night 15 Jul 2005
132. Little Johnny 15 Dec 2009
133. Little Johnny 20 Feb 2007
134. Male Sensitivity 05 Jan 2011
135. Man and God 21 Oct 2007
136. Math Jokes, 1 31 Dec 2006
137. Math Jokes, 2 01 Jan 2007
138. Medical Billing 25 Jan 2009
139. Medication 05 Oct 2007
140. Meeting an old classmate 27 Jun 2008
141. Men in heaven 29 May 2011
142. Mistaken Identity 16 Jun 2006
143. Monday 26 Sep 2010
144. More Medication 07 Oct 2007
145. Murder at Walmart 23 Sep 2009
146. Nails 04 Oct 2010
147. Nautical Humor 12 Aug 2009
148. Nerd Joke 29 Jun 2012
149. Nightly Prayers 18 Jul 2007
150. No More Fishing 11 Nov 2008
151. Norwegian Fire Department 28 Jul 2011
152. Not the last Canadian joke by a long shot 05 Mar 2009
153. Not Too Crazy 05 Oct 2007
154. Now I lay me down to sleep… 30 Apr 2007
155. Object lesson 22 Aug 2010
156. Oh, Canada! 06 Nov 2005
157. Old People 01 Feb 2007
158. On Aging 19 Nov 2005
159. One liners 18 Aug 2010
160. One more Canadian Joke 04 Mar 2009
161. One way to deal with telemarketers 12 Sep 2005
162. Ozymandias 03 Oct 2007
163. Parties 19 Jun 2008
164. Pets 07 Feb 2006
165. Planning Ahead 10 Feb 2008
166. Police Academy 28 Aug 2010
167. Police Comments 17 Jun 2006
168. Polish Sausage 27 Oct 2005
169. Powerless 10 Dec 2007
170. Praise the Lord! 07 Nov 2008
171. Pregnancy is no joke 12 Jul 2010
172. Pregnant? 26 Jan 2006
173. Presidential Humor 23 Jan 2007
174. Programmers 12 Jul 2012
175. Proof 12 Aug 2005
176. Punnery 21 Jun 2005
177. Radar 21 May 2008
178. Ranch Life 27 Mar 2006
179. Rubber Gloves 23 Jan 2010
180. Rumors 18 Jul 2005
181. Satan and the Old Man 30 Jun 2005
182. Saturday 01 Oct 2010
183. Science can be fun! 10 Oct 2008
184. Security Alert 10 Nov 2005
185. Snakes 09 Jul 2009
186. Snow White 16 Dec 2010
187. Some questions 16 Nov 2005
188. Something to look forward to 15 Jun 2007
189. Sometimes nothing goes right 22 Aug 2010
190. String Theory 16 Mar 2008
191. Subject 14 Jun 2006
192. Submarine FamilyGrams 24 Mar 2009
193. Sunday 25 Sep 2010
194. Symphonic Q&A 31 Mar 2008
195. Tender Moments 06 Jan 2007
196. The 100MPH Goat 15 Jan 2011
197. The annual physical 02 Mar 2009
198. The Barber 30 Sep 2010
199. The barn 06 Oct 2010
200. The blond and the trucker 09 Dec 2008
201. The Cardiologist and the Mechanic 07 Feb 2007
202. The cause of arthritis 24 Feb 2009
203. The Church Gossip 24 Apr 2009
204. The Cowboy 14 Sep 2009
205. The economy is so bad… 20 Aug 2010
206. The Elderly Golfer 20 Sep 2012
207. The emergency room 04 Oct 2010
208. The envelope, please 13 Dec 2006
209. The frog and the bear 26 Aug 2010
210. The Funeral 31 Aug 2007
211. The Garden of Eden 07 Mar 2010
212. The geography of mankind 21 Jun 2012
213. The Gunfighter 01 Nov 2006
214. The Hit Man 27 Feb 2009
215. The human light bulb (yet another blond joke) 16 Sep 2010
216. The Husband Store 04 Nov 2007
217. The Irate Customer 26 Jul 2005
218. The Irishman and the Three Beers 28 Feb 2007
219. The Magic Cave 08 Feb 2012
220. The mathematician, the physicist, and the engineer 23 Mar 2013
221. The Media 27 Apr 2008
222. The Monastery 22 Aug 2008
223. The nature of scientific achievement 27 Jun 2008
224. The neighbor's dog 04 Oct 2010
225. The new seaman 06 Jul 2009
226. The next-to-last Canadian joke 06 Mar 2009
227. The old cowboy 22 Aug 2010
228. The Pharmacist 21 Sep 2005
229. The Pope in Alaska 05 Aug 2007
230. The prostate exam 05 Sep 2010
231. The prostate exam 15 Oct 2009
232. The Sheep Dog 26 Jul 2011
233. The Sheer Negligee 03 Dec 2009
234. The social media 25 Apr 2011
235. The Spoon 24 Jan 2009
236. The talking clock 01 Sep 2010
237. The talking dog 02 Sep 2010
238. The Taxi Driver 12 Nov 2008
239. The Three Little Pigs 10 Feb 2006
240. The vampire and the nuns 01 Sep 2010
241. The Vikings 21 Dec 2009
242. The Wedding 28 Apr 2010
243. THE WILL OF HERMAN OBELWEISS 20 Dec 2005
244. The Winning Question 05 Jun 2006
245. The Wizard 25 Nov 2008
246. The world is full of idiots 17 Dec 2006
247. Thesis 02 Oct 2007
248. Things I like to do at Wal-Mart while my spouse is taking her sweet time 04 Dec 2005
249. Think fast 24 Aug 2006
250. Thought for the day 21 Jun 2005
251. Thoughts for the Day 11 Jan 2007
252. Thursday 29 Sep 2010
253. Time to cuss 17 Dec 2007
254. Tough Old Cowboy 26 Jun 2005
255. Traveling companions 01 Jun 2011
256. Tuesday 27 Sep 2010
257. Understanding Engineers 07 Feb 2006
258. Vacationing in England 16 Aug 2010
259. Vow of Silence 27 Feb 2007
260. Wal-Mart Greeter 15 Mar 2009
261. War of the sexes 28 Dec 2010
262. Wedding Planning for Seniors 30 Mar 2013
263. Wednesday 28 Sep 2010
264. We’re at war 01 Jun 2006
265. What they did before blue reflectors 24 Apr 2007
266. What's for dinner? 20 Sep 2009
267. What’s really important? 02 Aug 2006
268. When in London 20 Jul 2005
269. Who’s on first? 04 Apr 2006
270. Who’s Smarter Now? 25 Jan 2008
271. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road (2008 ed.) 11 Jan 2009
272. Why I Fired My Secretary Today 29 Jan 2009
273. Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns 08 Jul 2008
274. William Tell 03 Oct 2007
275. Words of Wisdom 27 Jan 2006
276. Work, work, work 22 Mar 2009
277. YABJ (Yet Another Blond Joke) 17 Aug 2012
278. YABJ (Yet Another Blond Joke) 30 Oct 2010
279. YALJ (Yet Another Lawyer Joke) 03 Oct 2005
280. Yellow, Pink, and Green 20 Oct 2005
281. Yet Another Canadian Joke 04 Mar 2009
282. Yet Another Lawyer Joke 24 Apr 2009
283. You don’t say? 23 Jan 2006
284. “Beam Me Up, Scotty” 20 Dec 2005

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04 Jun 2013