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People send me jokes. I put them here. You're welcome.

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Pages in "Jokes"

1. 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 13 Apr 2007
2. A bottle of wine 02 Oct 2007
3. A Day in January 22 Nov 2008
4. A Death in Washington 11 Jan 2010
5. A fish story 24 Jan 2012
6. A Fish Story 23 Oct 2007
7. A Fish(y) Story 16 Dec 2007
8. A great weekend 27 Jan 2012
9. A Holiday Greeting For Our Times 14 Dec 2005
10. A joke the judge told me 25 Jul 2012
11. A Man and his Ostrich 14 Jan 2006
12. A Management Case Study 11 Dec 2007
13. A Matter of Credibility 09 Oct 2007
14. A Mother’s (Day) Tale 11 May 2007
15. A musical interlude 23 Sep 2010
16. A New One 14 Dec 2005
17. A sad story 17 Aug 2010
18. A Story About Sheep 02 Nov 2005
19. A Texas Story 24 Jan 2010
20. A wee Scottish tale 09 Aug 2010
21. Adam and Eve 20 Feb 2007
22. Airport Security 20 Jan 2007
23. Almost 04 Nov 2005
24. An Amazing Story 04 Aug 2007
25. An Easter Joke 06 Apr 2006
26. An Engineering Joke 16 Aug 2010
27. An Inexact Science 12 Jan 2007
28. An Irish Ghost Story 08 Nov 2009
29. An offensive Canadian joke 05 Mar 2009
30. Anniversary Gift 31 Jan 2007
31. Another Canadian Joke 04 Mar 2009
32. Army Pipe Specification 21 Dec 2005
33. Asian Dilemma 08 Mar 2011
34. At a bar 08 Aug 2010
35. At church 17 Dec 2006
36. At the ocean's edge 29 Sep 2009
37. Back-to-back 17 Mar 2011
38. Bad Football Jokes 25 Oct 2005
39. Baking 03 Oct 2007
40. Balance 03 Apr 2006
41. Banking Crisis Hits Japan! 01 Oct 2008
42. Be Careful What You Ask 12 Aug 2005
43. Be careful what you ask! 08 Jun 2006
44. Beer Joke 23 Feb 2009
45. Beware the Unitarian Jihad! 12 Nov 2006
46. BIG TROUBLE 04 Nov 2005
47. Blair’s Visit 10 Apr 2006
48. Both sides of marriage 20 Oct 2005
49. Calmness in our lives 03 Dec 2008
50. Canine Western 15 Mar 2008
51. Cartesian Theory 12 Feb 2006
52. Catholic Parrots 12 May 2009
53. Charity begins at home 18 Nov 2005
54. Chemistry Lesson 10 Oct 2005
55. Christmas Stamps 23 Dec 2005
56. Chutzpah 08 Jan 2012
57. Class Assignment 30 Aug 2008
58. Colin the Aborigine 06 Dec 2008
59. Confused senior citizen 04 Mar 2011
60. Consumed by curiosity 21 Sep 2010
61. Cooking Lesson 17 Dec 2005
62. Copper Wiring 01 Apr 2008
63. Correlation? 14 Mar 2006
64. Crossing the street 17 Mar 2011
65. Deciding what's important 14 Sep 2009
66. Diagnosis 12 Aug 2010
67. Diet Plan 24 Jan 2007
68. Directions 04 Oct 2007
69. Dirty Thief 03 Oct 2007
70. Do not read this joke 12 Aug 2010
71. Doctor! Doctor! 04 Oct 2007
72. Don't Mess With Old Folks 03 Feb 2009
73. Ducks in Heaven 31 Mar 2010
74. Duffy’s Tavern 25 Mar 2007
75. Easter 05 Oct 2012
76. Educational Emails 24 Aug 2012
77. Elk Sex 04 Dec 2009
78. Entrepreneurship 06 Jun 2009
79. Eternal Reward 24 Nov 2005
80. Experience is the best teacher 22 Oct 2007
81. Financial Planning 18 May 2009
82. First Paycheck 20 Sep 2007
83. Fred's night out 08 Aug 2010
84. Friday 30 Sep 2010
85. Friendship 12 Aug 2006
86. Funeral 09 Jan 2012
87. Funerals 21 Oct 2008
88. G R O A N ! 14 Feb 2006
89. Geography of the Sexes 28 Dec 2008
90. Geometry 03 Oct 2007
91. George and the Pope 24 Mar 2006
92. Ghandi 15 Aug 2010
93. Gifts of God 07 Apr 2009
94. Give me a push 29 Mar 2009
95. God and Eve 21 Mar 2007
96. Good morning! 10 Feb 2012
97. Grandpa 02 Dec 2006
98. Green Bananas 11 Aug 2006
99. Groan 11 Feb 2006
100. Guy’s Rules 09 Nov 2005
101. Haircut 22 Mar 2006
102. Happy Halloween! 30 Oct 2006
103. Happy Thanksgiving! 25 Nov 2008
104. Hard of Hearing 24 Jan 2009
105. Harry 13 Nov 2006
106. Heaven and Hell 05 Feb 2008
107. Help Desk Log 16 Dec 2009
108. Highway Distress 09 Feb 2007
109. Horse Racing 31 Oct 2010
110. Horses and so forth 19 Nov 2007
111. Housework 14 Jun 2005
112. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? 15 Apr 2008
113. In the blood 23 Feb 2012
114. Indian Legend 07 May 2009
115. Indian Winter 04 Jan 2011
116. Inland Revenue 18 Jul 2005
117. Intelligent Blond? 03 Mar 2009
118. International Relations 08 Sep 2012
119. International Relations 12 Mar 2008
120. Irish Joke Collection 07 Feb 2009
121. Is it still Halloween? 01 Nov 2009
122. It’s a miracle! 21 Aug 2005
123. It’s how fast you think, not how old you are, that counts! 11 Sep 2005
124. IT’S STILL x86 TO ME 07 Dec 2005
125. Just Blond Enough 09 Jul 2006
126. Just trying to be helpful 04 Oct 2011
127. Just Trying to be Helpful 05 Mar 2006
128. Kayak Accident 08 Feb 2007
129. Kenny 09 Feb 2006
130. Ladies Night 15 Jul 2005
131. Little Johnny 15 Dec 2009
132. Little Johnny 20 Feb 2007
133. Male Sensitivity 05 Jan 2011
134. Man and God 21 Oct 2007
135. Math Jokes, 1 31 Dec 2006
136. Math Jokes, 2 01 Jan 2007
137. Medical Billing 25 Jan 2009
138. Medication 05 Oct 2007
139. Meeting an old classmate 27 Jun 2008
140. Men in heaven 29 May 2011
141. Mistaken Identity 16 Jun 2006
142. Monday 26 Sep 2010
143. More Medication 07 Oct 2007
144. Murder at Walmart 23 Sep 2009
145. Nails 04 Oct 2010
146. Nautical Humor 12 Aug 2009
147. Nerd Joke 29 Jun 2012
148. Nightly Prayers 18 Jul 2007
149. No More Fishing 11 Nov 2008
150. Norwegian Fire Department 28 Jul 2011
151. Not the last Canadian joke by a long shot 05 Mar 2009
152. Not Too Crazy 05 Oct 2007
153. Now I lay me down to sleep… 30 Apr 2007
154. Object lesson 22 Aug 2010
155. Oh, Canada! 06 Nov 2005
156. Old People 01 Feb 2007
157. On Aging 19 Nov 2005
158. One liners 18 Aug 2010
159. One more Canadian Joke 04 Mar 2009
160. One way to deal with telemarketers 12 Sep 2005
161. Ozymandias 03 Oct 2007
162. Parties 19 Jun 2008
163. Pets 07 Feb 2006
164. Planning Ahead 10 Feb 2008
165. Police Academy 28 Aug 2010
166. Police Comments 17 Jun 2006
167. Polish Sausage 27 Oct 2005
168. Powerless 10 Dec 2007
169. Praise the Lord! 07 Nov 2008
170. Pregnancy is no joke 12 Jul 2010
171. Pregnant? 26 Jan 2006
172. Presidential Humor 23 Jan 2007
173. Programmers 12 Jul 2012
174. Proof 12 Aug 2005
175. Punnery 21 Jun 2005
176. Radar 21 May 2008
177. Ranch Life 27 Mar 2006
178. Rubber Gloves 23 Jan 2010
179. Rumors 18 Jul 2005
180. Satan and the Old Man 30 Jun 2005
181. Saturday 01 Oct 2010
182. Science can be fun! 10 Oct 2008
183. Security Alert 10 Nov 2005
184. Snakes 09 Jul 2009
185. Snow White 16 Dec 2010
186. Some questions 16 Nov 2005
187. Something to look forward to 15 Jun 2007
188. Sometimes nothing goes right 22 Aug 2010
189. String Theory 16 Mar 2008
190. Subject 14 Jun 2006
191. Submarine FamilyGrams 24 Mar 2009
192. Sunday 25 Sep 2010
193. Symphonic Q&A 31 Mar 2008
194. Tender Moments 06 Jan 2007
195. The 100MPH Goat 15 Jan 2011
196. The annual physical 02 Mar 2009
197. The Barber 30 Sep 2010
198. The barn 06 Oct 2010
199. The blond and the trucker 09 Dec 2008
200. The Cardiologist and the Mechanic 07 Feb 2007
201. The cause of arthritis 24 Feb 2009
202. The Church Gossip 24 Apr 2009
203. The Cowboy 14 Sep 2009
204. The economy is so bad… 20 Aug 2010
205. The Elderly Golfer 20 Sep 2012
206. The emergency room 04 Oct 2010
207. The envelope, please 13 Dec 2006
208. The frog and the bear 26 Aug 2010
209. The Funeral 31 Aug 2007
210. The Garden of Eden 07 Mar 2010
211. The geography of mankind 21 Jun 2012
212. The Gunfighter 01 Nov 2006
213. The Hit Man 27 Feb 2009
214. The human light bulb (yet another blond joke) 16 Sep 2010
215. The Husband Store 04 Nov 2007
216. The Irate Customer 26 Jul 2005
217. The Irishman and the Three Beers 28 Feb 2007
218. The Magic Cave 08 Feb 2012
219. The mathematician, the physicist, and the engineer 23 Mar 2013
220. The Media 27 Apr 2008
221. The Monastery 22 Aug 2008
222. The nature of scientific achievement 27 Jun 2008
223. The neighbor's dog 04 Oct 2010
224. The new seaman 06 Jul 2009
225. The next-to-last Canadian joke 06 Mar 2009
226. The old cowboy 22 Aug 2010
227. The Pharmacist 21 Sep 2005
228. The Pope in Alaska 05 Aug 2007
229. The prostate exam 05 Sep 2010
230. The prostate exam 15 Oct 2009
231. The Sheep Dog 26 Jul 2011
232. The Sheer Negligee 03 Dec 2009
233. The social media 25 Apr 2011
234. The Spoon 24 Jan 2009
235. The talking clock 01 Sep 2010
236. The talking dog 02 Sep 2010
237. The Taxi Driver 12 Nov 2008
238. The Three Little Pigs 10 Feb 2006
239. The vampire and the nuns 01 Sep 2010
240. The Vikings 21 Dec 2009
241. The Wedding 28 Apr 2010
242. THE WILL OF HERMAN OBELWEISS 20 Dec 2005
243. The Winning Question 05 Jun 2006
244. The Wizard 25 Nov 2008
245. The world is full of idiots 17 Dec 2006
246. Thesis 02 Oct 2007
247. Things I like to do at Wal-Mart while my spouse is taking her sweet time 04 Dec 2005
248. Think fast 24 Aug 2006
249. Thought for the day 21 Jun 2005
250. Thoughts for the Day 11 Jan 2007
251. Thursday 29 Sep 2010
252. Time to cuss 17 Dec 2007
253. Tough Old Cowboy 26 Jun 2005
254. Traveling companions 01 Jun 2011
255. Tuesday 27 Sep 2010
256. Understanding Engineers 07 Feb 2006
257. Vacationing in England 16 Aug 2010
258. Vow of Silence 27 Feb 2007
259. Wal-Mart Greeter 15 Mar 2009
260. War of the sexes 28 Dec 2010
261. Wedding Planning for Seniors 30 Mar 2013
262. Wednesday 28 Sep 2010
263. We’re at war 01 Jun 2006
264. What they did before blue reflectors 24 Apr 2007
265. What's for dinner? 20 Sep 2009
266. What’s really important? 02 Aug 2006
267. When in London 20 Jul 2005
268. Who’s on first? 04 Apr 2006
269. Who’s Smarter Now? 25 Jan 2008
270. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road (2008 ed.) 11 Jan 2009
271. Why I Fired My Secretary Today 29 Jan 2009
272. Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns 08 Jul 2008
273. William Tell 03 Oct 2007
274. Words of Wisdom 27 Jan 2006
275. Work, work, work 22 Mar 2009
276. YABJ (Yet Another Blond Joke) 17 Aug 2012
277. YABJ (Yet Another Blond Joke) 30 Oct 2010
278. YALJ (Yet Another Lawyer Joke) 03 Oct 2005
279. Yellow, Pink, and Green 20 Oct 2005
280. Yet Another Canadian Joke 04 Mar 2009
281. Yet Another Lawyer Joke 24 Apr 2009
282. You don’t say? 23 Jan 2006
283. “Beam Me Up, Scotty” 20 Dec 2005

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14 May 2013